Review: Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies & Grading Bud Selig

Junk Food Nation, today Major League Baseball will vote on who their new commissioner will be to succeed Bud Selig.  As the current commissioner, Bud Selig has loved/hated/reviled/respected. Loved by owners, hated by players, ridiculed by fans, baseball has seen undisputed TREMENDOUS growth under his leadership. Me? I’m kind of MEH on Selig. I’m split on the major changes he has instituted. Let’s go through each one:

Realignment of teams into three divisions per league, and the introduction of playoff wild card teams (1994): YUCK. I won’t deny that in the current system, I enjoy the drama of the wild card, but this has destroyed the concept of a pennant race.  Whatever, I’m a curmudgeon. Moving on.

Interleague play (1997): DOUBLE YUCK. I hate this one most of all. Interleague has limited the excitement of the All-Star Game and the World Series because the “what if?” factor is gone. All in favor of more TV money from local “rivalries.” Whatever.

Two additional franchises: the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, now the Tampa Bay Rays (1998): YAY. More teams. And after rough beginnings, both of these franchises have had good moments. Thumbs up.

Transfer of the Milwaukee Brewers from the American League to the National League (1998): Neutral, only because I don’t care about the Brewers.

Abolition of the American and National league offices and presidencies, and inclusion of all umpiring crews into a common pool for AL and NL games, instead of having separate pools per league (2000): Uh, I guess this is good?

Unbalanced schedule (2001): Sure…

Home field advantage in the World Series granted to the winner of the All Star Game in the same season (2003): HORRIBLE.

Transfer of Montreal Expos franchise to Washington, D.C., becoming the Washington Nationals (2004): Another curly W in the books for Bud Selig!

Dedicating April 15 as Jackie Robinson Day (2004): LOVE THIS.

Stricter Major League Baseball performance-enhancing drug testing policy (2005): Sigh, too little too late, but whatever…this was never going to happen smoothly, I’m willing to call this a push.

World Baseball Classic (2006): I liked the first one, and then didn’t even remember the second one was on, so….yeah.

Introduction of instant replay in the event of a disputed home run call (2008): I may be in the minority, but I like replay, so yes. Do this.

Addition of a second wild card playoff team in each league (2012): GAAAAH WHEN WILL THE NIGHTMARE END.

Transfer of the Houston Astros to the American League (2013), as a condition of the sale of the team to Jim Crane, resulting in each league having the same number of teams (15) and interleague play throughout the season: Well, this wouldn’t have been an issue if you hadn’t moved the Brewers to the NL, would it have, Bud?

Expanded instant replay (2014) and the institution of the manager challenge system: The beginning test phases of this were rough, but like replay, I am in favor of this change.  Haven’t heard anyone complain about speed of play lately, and I am in favor of getting it right. Huzzah.

So there we go – in my evaluation of Bud’s changes, in terms of win-loss-push, I guess he gets a 5-4-6 from me?  See? MEH. I just can’t wait until we finally get to have robots on the teams and can play Blernsball. Multiball! MULTIBALL!

So, baseball fans – what do you think? What grades would YOU give Selig? Tell me in the comments below.

Today’s junk food: Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies!

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: The Money Shot

I have no problem admitting that I am a horrible baker. I am just NOT good at recipes. Or rather, I prefer not to be bothered with recipes. And baking is a precision sport – specific measurements = amazing stuff. So these Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies were designed for idiots like me. Plus, molten fudge cake? Oh, ok.

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: Making cookies easy – even for me

I mean, the instructions state PLACE. MAKE. ICE. YUM.  Four words?  There’s no WAY I can screw this up…right?

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: FUDGE SAUCE

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: NUGGETS AND SAUCE

These Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies, before baking, were nine brown charcoal briquette-like nuggets and what looked to be a big ol thick soy sauce packet.

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: Post baking

After PLACE-ing and MAKE-ing, the brown nuggets hadn’t COMPLETELY flattened…but they smelled good. Nice and chocolaty.

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: Yeah, I have no drizzling talent

I took the sauce packet, cut the corner, and went to work.  Turns out chocolate sauce, at least in my hands, isn’t super easy to handle. I had the best intentions of making fine zigzag patterns…instead I got globs.

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: Close up

Still, the chocolate sauce by itself tasted very chocolaty, and as the sauce and the cookie cooled, it turned into a semi hard shell.

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies

Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies: Opened up

I bit into one of these Pillsbury Melts Molten Fudge Cake Filled Cookies, and it was glorious.  I mean, there was no way these were going to be bad, right? Chocolate sauce, on top of a chocolate cookie, with more chocolate filling INSIDE the cookie?  Absurd.

The inside filling was even gooey when the cookies had cooled. Even the cookies I tried the following day were crispy on the outside, and soft and gooey inside.  The flavor was as expected – fudge-y, chocolaty goodness.

Did they remind me of molten cake? Sure – all these cookies needed to do to get the flavor right was have plenty of internal goo to cover everything, and these did the job. Not much else to describe – these were a choco-bomb, and super easy to make.

If you’re a cookie fan and a oven-dunce, I’d recommend.

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Discuss - 23 Comments

  1. Steve B. says:

    Taken straight up, I basically agree with your assessment (I went 5-5-5). The problem with your scoring system for grading Bud “The Salesman” Selig is that you grade all of these “achievements” equally.

    Is the addition of two franchises, both of which have reached the World Series, which is a “win,” the same as the horrible, horrible, horrible decision to give home field advantage to the All-Star Game winning side? I say no. That is one of the worst decisions ever. Ever. It far outstrips the “win” that is the Rays/Diamondbacks. Based on that decision, I would have impeached him. And then drawn-and-quartered him. And then burned the remains. Okay, that maybe a little much.

    So if a 5-5-5 or 5-4-6 is basically average and therefore a “B” grade, using a curve (ha, see what I did there?) to adjust for the momentously bad decisions, Selig earned a “C-” at best.

    And those cookies look awesome!

  2. Justin Cornwell says:

    I agree with pretty much your entire assessment of Selig’s tenure except for Interleague play. I don’t understand your aversion to it at all. It takes away from the excitement of the All-Star game? What excitement? And who the hell cares about the “what if” when it comes to the World Series. Here’s a what if, what if I’d never had the amazing memory of taking my diehard Cubs fan grandpa to see the Cubs play the Red Sox at Fenway before he died. It would be so much better to have some extra games against the Padres and Diamondbacks or the Marlins instead. There are 162 games! What’s the harm in some of them being against teams that don’t come to town very often?

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Justin: I see your point – might as well make regular season games a little more exciting. I get it.

      Great game last night, right? I thought OAK had it in the bag (yes, I know I’m responding to a post that’s over a month old at this point…)

  3. MP says:

    Yeah, ask me about Selig after that 10-minute replay farce in San Francisco yesterday?? I was stunned… for over an hour. I don’t even recognize the game anymore. If it were up to me, I’d reset the MLB clock back to 1992.
    I wholeheartedly agree with the 1st two, but not a fan of the Diamondbacks – they bought that World Series in 2001, after only being in the league for 4 years – and the team went into deep debt thereafter. They did a quick fix. Lame.
    Bud Selig gets an F- in my book. The only reason why they even put that (weak) PED testing in place is because of pressure from the public, congress & the union finally caving in when they were completely against it until then.
    I miss the Brewers being in the AL because I used to drive to Milwaukee to see Sox games there. Selig only did it to cash in on Cubs fans filling up MIL.
    The balanced schedule is the most fair – everybody plays everybody in the league (12-13 times), leaves room for rainout makeup dates & nobody gets punished/rewarded for playing in a tough/weak division. The unbalanced schedule is boring – 19 games each against division foes?? That’s 3 home/road series while 1 home/road series vs all other league foes. These 3 or 4-game interleague series make scheduling even tighter if there’s a rainout & adds many miles of travel.
    Selig has been great to the owners but not to fans; especially long-time fans. Selig only cares about making money every single way possible while at the expense of the game. All these rule changes tilted in favor of the hitters (because fans/chicks dig the long ball), the record book is a joke now, Selig tricked cities into spending hundred’s of millions on new ballparks because “new stadiums brings winning” which is a total crock. Now we have all these generic ballparks that look the same while a ton of history was lost so owners could charge $2,500 for box seats (new Yankee Stadium) & price the average fan out of the ballpark.
    While personally I didn’t care for the Montreal Expos, that’s all on MLB for killing that franchise with the 1994 Strike.
    The WBC – WTF is the point of this?? It’s a money maker. That’s all it is. I cringe seeing players on my team in it; especially pitchers.
    Instant replay is unnecessary. If you can’t tell if that’s a home run, that’s totally pathetic. The umpires are lousy, corrupt (a-hole Joe West), need to be held accountable & retrained and at the very least: put another 2 in the outfield like in the playoffs. People need to realize that baseball is NOT a video game. Mistakes happen but they eventually even out. There’s 2,430 games & 21,870+ innings a season. I blame the internet sports media for dwelling on things to appease whiners who don’t really understand the game & probably never even played it. MLB survived for 138 seasons without replay. 1985 World Series & Don Denkinger? That’s the umpire’s fault for not reversing that call.
    MLB will never admit interleague play is a mistake & is ruining their ASG & World Series ratings. All they say is “look at the attendance figures! We made more money!” MLB ruined what made their sport unique from all others.
    The Wild Cards were designed to do two things: keep fans buying tickets in September (didn’t work in Tampa! Or Atlanta, or Cleveland..or…) and to appease the networks so big market teams are likely in postseason for better ratings & revenue.
    The lack of real revenue sharing & a salary cap is sad & the luxury tax is a joke. My interest in MLB is dwindling every season & purists keep getting spat in the face like they don’t matter at all.

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @MP: (yes, I know I’m responding to a post that’s over a month old at this point…)

      I hate the one-game-one-off for the WC, but I have to admit, I really enjoyed last night’s game between OAK-KC. Thoughts?

    • MP says:

      @JFG
      I didn’t see the game but glad the Royals won it, but it’s totally unnecessary & the Royals should had been playing the Angels in Game 1. I just don’t see the point of letting another (crappier) team into the playoffs. Now there’s a 3-day break for division winners?? There’s too many off days in the playoffs & it’s not the same pace. This is why the playoffs take a whole month.

  4. Marc P says:

    Nice synopsis of Selig. Thanks.
    Interleague play is really out of scope now, just annoying. Unless you get rid of the DH or have one consistency, why bother.
    All Star game meaning something: a joke.

    The one that ticks me off is not letting Pete Rose into the HOF. I know he is a prick, I don’t like the man but the man deserves to be in.

    Make the game faster: enforce the strike zone!

    • MP says:

      Pete Rose broke MLB rules multiple times for years. You’re not supposed to gamble on baseball games. It’s posted clearly in every clubhouse. I don’t care if he bet on his team to win, it’s still gambling. The fact that he was a manager makes it even worse – how did we know on which games he bet on, and if he was saving the best players for those games? It’s impossible to tell now & given his shady character, I will not give him the benefit of the doubt.
      He thought he was above the rules & he defiantly lied about it for years. He does not deserve the prestige of the Hall of Fame. The PED era is the biggest controversy since the 1919 Black Sox scandal. Gambling almost destroyed MLB. I just don’t get the sympathy for Rose. Is it because he’s the hits leader? If he was a journeyman, most people wouldn’t care or even remember him.

    • Marc P says:

      @MP I find Rose despicable in every way but as a player simply, I have to admit he still is the all time leader in hits and that does it for me.

    • MP says:

      @MarcP To me, character counts. What Rose did to Ray Fosse was reckless & completely unnecessary. He also corked his bat along with betting on hundreds of games. The guy was a compulsive gambler cheat & I will never shed a tear for his exclusion. The fact that he signed the lifetime ban & thought that’s what it would take to eventually get back into MLB was purely naive. Just typical Pete thinking he was above the rules. It’s very possible the Hall of Fame will not have MLB’s all-time hits leader & home run leader. I have no problem with that. And yes they will have their own sections in the Hall, but they will not be enshrined. The only thing Rose cares about is being able to charge more for his autograph with ‘HOF’.

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Marc P: My buddy G once said batters should not be allowed to step out of the box to adjust gloves, etc…he thought that would speed the game up. What do you think?

  5. Kahnye says:

    I could have sworn he cancelled a World Series in there because he and his owner er “buddies” wanted to keep colluding against the players. A World Series, mind you, that could have featured a Pedro- and Big Unit-led Expos team to be Champions Mondiale (or whatever). Matt Williams could have broken Maris’s record given a full season. Yes the players struck, but Alan LITERALLY took the ball and went home.

    Also, I totally agree with the first comment that giving every decision he made the same weight kind of makes the whole experiment irrelevant.

    And don’t forget that he personally decided that the All-Star Game would be a tie. A tie! This is baseball. Not a regular season game with Donovan McNabb “leading” an offense. There’s no tying in baseball!

    • Kahnye says:

      I will admit that the video production on MLB videos from the circa 2001 time period were high quality…but I’m not sure Bud had anythign to do with that. Did he?

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Kahnye: No, but those video loggers do know what they were doing…

    • MP says:

      Selig & Reinsdorf were the ones behind the strike – and the latter is exactly why Manfred wasn’t elected commissioner today. Reinsdorf had more to lose in ’94 than Selig – the White Sox were one of the best teams in the A.L. It’s obvious these men only care about money & maximum profits. There is absolutely NO REASON why they still couldn’t have played out 1994!
      The problem is these idiots had no idea of the riches awaiting in cable deals & internet streaming. Interleague play could have been avoided if they had waited a few years for MLB.TV. Yeah Barry Bonds finally came to the ballpark & he hit a home run against my team. It actually sucked. That was the whole point of interleague play? No thanks.

    • MP says:

      @MP And of course, I go to mlb.com & it says Manfred was actually elected commissioner. Stupid yahoo.com.

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @MP: LOL – Yahoo reporting is the worst

  6. TroutPoutt says:

    I have to admit something. I do not like chocolate flavoured things. I KNOW, I’m awful. Chocolate as a food is fine, but chocolate things, (ice cream, cake, cookies, milkshake etc.) no thank you. Do these come in other flavours? Cinnamon Roll or Carrot Cake would be my picks.

  7. Devin says:

    I just tried the s’mores version of those cookies the other day, and they were delicious. Probably the best of these easy bake type cookies I’ve ever had. My only problem is that they’re pretty expensive ($3.18 at my local Walmart) for only getting nine cookies, which seems like a bit much no matter how fancy they are.

    • hamsworth says:

      $3.18 for 9 works out to 35 cents a cookie. Not bad for a cookie of that quality.

    • junkfoodguy says:

      @Devin: Yeah I still have the Smores hanging out in my fridge – gotta bake those up soon. Good to hear you liked them.

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